Sunday, September 28, 2008

WOW! Since Moscow is just a stones throw from New York City, And I'm so close to the Eastern part of Russia, where I'm guessing by the looks of it like 80 percent of the population of Russia lives, I guess I have enough foreign policy experience to be Vice President too!! Yay! But don't get me wrong the part of Russian that's close to Alaska is super important, Enemies could be hiding any where in that frozen tundra. It's really dangerous too, don't forget it's where the Tunguska Event occured: an air burst of a large meteoroid exploded with a force about a 1000 times as powerful as the bomb dropped on Hiroshima, Japan, and like nobody even noticed, BECAUSE NOBODY F'N LIVES THERE!